From The Cheap Seats...

As long as scumbag Jim Dolan and the rest of his Cablevision toadies(this means you, Isiah!) run the Knicks, there will never be quality professional basketball in New York. No, I won't be jumping ship and hopping on the Brooklyn-bound Net's bandwagon, I have too much loyalty, and also great memories with Willis, Clyde, The Pearl and so many others. Dolan must sell, ASAP!

I have great respect for this season's New York Mets team, but please, Mets fans, stop the comparisons of David Wright to A-Rod. Wright is a great talent, but jeez, you guys make it sound like he walks on water. Say what you want about A-Rod, but please, look at his numbers, okay?

It's late June, and already I have a sick feeling about the Jets going into camp with Pennington and Ramsay at Quarterback. Can someone get Glenn Foley on the phone? How about Babe Parilli?

I knew the Heat were gonna win, and I based that on great coaching, defense, a dominant center and a rising young star. It makes you wonder how many titles the Knicks would have had if Patrick Ewing played along a stud like Wade. Just wondering.

The American League has been dominant in interleague play so far this season, but the National League is still the better league. Why? Until the American League drops that softball league DH, they are not playing real baseball.

I've been following the World Cup, and right after the American team lost to Ghana, I channel surfed and came across the news on Spanish TV. There I saw a happy citizen of Ghana dancing and celebrating in a thong. Unlike the cute little hineys of the Brazilian women, I saw a 300 lb. guy resembling Mighty Joe Young. Oh, the humanity! And just for the record, I predict a Germany-Brazil final, Germany winning 3-2.

I still feel bad for the fine citizens of Edmonton, who's Oilers lost the Stanley Cup to, of all places, Carolina. Must have been some huge celebration, right? I say F-them, move back to Hartford where they belong. There are still Whaler fans, right?


I find it amazing that my Bronx Bombers are still in the thick of things with so many injuries. This should be a fun summer, and yes, I am looking over my shoulder at those much improved Blue Jays. My friend Gvac thinks that his Reds are for real this season, and I agree. Now only if he would stop wanking to that poster of Cesar Geronimo over his bed.

That's all for now, see you at Keyspan Park in Coney Island for a Cyclones game. As usual, I'll be at Nathan's, inhaling food and enjoying entertaining baseball.